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What a stupid place to take a nap! T Hewitt
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"Lucky we brought this Discovery because this would be useless at the pay n play site" R Schwab
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So where do we put the tow bar !!! David Sykes
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Dyslexic designer scuttles LR plans to give Discovery a bigger boot! Dean Hendricks
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"Noah - evidence of back-handers from on-high uncovered!" Dean Hendricks
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"Where is the tow bar or recovery point?"
R Schwab
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The instructions say "Just add water."
Rob Falconer
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"Remind me. What were we looking for??"
T Hewitt
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"and then he took the wading plug out"
Carl Robinson
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"The insurance claim is going to look funny where it says Depth of water"
Rob Falconer
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"Should we look at the 'pointy' end now?"
T Hewitt
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"Whoops, this is a first, a Traffic Warden run over by a boat."
Ken Wilkinson
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"We are waiting for a B-E-R-T-H not a birth!"
T Hewitt
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"That is not what I mean by the boats poop!"
T Hewitt
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"Do you think if I reverse I can get it in this parking bay!"
Peter Jones
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"Don't worry bout the boat, where's the bloody caravan???"
Gary Cheesley
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"it goes to show that boats seperate the bouys from the men." Matt Noble
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"Yep you're right - it's definitely a boat" "ok agreed it needs water" "...what you need is a good old granny knot" Charles Wharrie
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"err.... just how deep is that next ford ???"
Phil Unsworth
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The Men Who Stare At 'Boats'
Nicky Wilkes
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"Eh fella's, do you know where these +2" shocks are meant to go? I need a lift!"
Nicky Wilkes
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"when you said you've found a new BOAT to try out, was i wrong assuming you were on about a Byway Open to All Trafic?" Terry Stokes
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"Maybe if we all bend down on our haunches and stare at it for long enough we can move the vessel with our minds.."
Peter Junebell
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 | PREVIOUS WINNERS - COMPETITION 2 "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" Mario Rabaiotti
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 | PREVIOUS WINNERS - COMPETITION 1
"Its a Land Rover, no amount of sound proofing will help you!" Rachel Mamone
"That's a prop-per tangle" Jason Smith | |